Things You Only Hear in Science Class, 9/9/2014

Time for a new feature on the blog!  Coming as I do from an English background, some of the stuff that goes on in science classes, which is probably very commonplace to other science people, cracks me up as an outsider.

This quote is coming to you from Microbiology lab this morning.

Are you done with the E. coli? Because I need some.

We were learning how to do Gram stains, to classify bacteria under microscopes, which was actually really cool and fun, so this comment made complete sense in context.  Out of context? Hilarious.